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Wacky Business Slogans

“Nobody knows the truffles we’ve seen,” Nevada City Truffles, Nevada City, Calif.

“Your pane is our pleasure,” Hogan’s Window Cleaning, Lake Havasu City, Ariz.

“Hired Killer,” a California pest exterminator service,

“I glove you,” Western Oregon Glove Company.

“Take a spin with us,” West Side Laundremat, Helena, Mont.

“Let us steer you in the right direction,” Santa Fe Meat Company.

“Satisfaction guaranteed or double your trash back,” Bunting Trash Service, Evans, Colo.

“We Dry Harder,” a Utah concrete products company.

“Let us remove your shorts,” Art’s Electric, Pullman, Wash.

“We’re number one in the number two business,” Slim’s Sanitation, Greeley, Colo.

“We don’t want an arm and a leg . . . just your tows!” A towing company, Weaverville, Calif.

“Get your buns in here,” Glenn’s Pastries, Galiup, New Mexico.

“Here today, lawn tomorrow,” Oregon Turf and Tree Farm.

“Spouses Selling Houses,” Real estate agents Shari and Ron Laverty, Seattle, Wash.

“We just keep rolling a lawn,” JB Instant Lawn, Portland, Oregon.

“We’re easy to get a lawn with,” B&G Turf Farm, Helendale, Calif.

“We do more than mow, blow and go,” Yardvark’s Lawn & Maintenance, Bullhead City, Ariz.

“Our business is growing,” Smith Gardens, Wash.

“We curl up and dye for you,” Orchid Hair Salon, Delta, Colo.

Submitted by Erin Bouma